Sister Act

According to WaPo, a Catholic nun was abducted yesterday while hanging laundry outside of her convent. Apparently the nunnappers took her for a brief joyride and dropped her off a few blocks away in Southeast DC.

DC police chief Charles Ramsey declared: "There is no excuse for that. . . . Unfortunately, we have some criminals who prey on others." Criminals who prey on others...in DC?? No way!!!

While the motive for this incident is unclear, I can't help thinking that the crooks in this case are somehow seeking retribution for years of Catholic School torment at the hands of nuns. I speak from experience here...there's no telling what the psychological effects of a wooden paddle are.