Health Secrets of the Stones

During this years SuperBowl halftime show, I found myself waiting for the Rolling Stones (a.ka. Strolling Bones) to spontaneously combust (see mockumentary Spinal Tap). I mean, how in the hell are they still rocking their asses off in their late 50's and 60's??

I was surprised to come across a WebMD article that examines the health and fitness of The Stones and how they can still put on one hell of a show despite their age.

Fact: The distance Mick Jagger struts and sprints in a typical stadium show = 12 miles!!

Basically it comes down to the fact that even if you've partied your ass off, you can still make up for it later in life if you haven't already caused yourself irreversible damage. That, and the best physical trainers money can buy doesn't hurt.

Now I don't feel so bad about the past couple of binge weekends i've been on.

I can't get nooo...satisfaction.....