We'd Only Just Begun...
I knew that my iPod was important to me...I just didn't know it was that important. I feared the day would come; when I would wake to find my car busted into, my center console broken open...and my iPod gone.
I hope you're happy iPod stealer/car breaker inner person. You weren't satisfied with my video iPod and $100 metro farecard...nope. You had to go and take the $1.64 in loose change out of my cup holder too. Now I have no music, no metro card...and no change to pay for the parking meter.
I really hope you like my selection of music. I think you'll especially enjoy the KEXP podcasts...they were my favorite, or perhaps you're more of a Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" fan. Yeah, i've got that on there too.
Enjoy you f-ing bastard....enjoy.
I hope you're happy iPod stealer/car breaker inner person. You weren't satisfied with my video iPod and $100 metro farecard...nope. You had to go and take the $1.64 in loose change out of my cup holder too. Now I have no music, no metro card...and no change to pay for the parking meter.
I really hope you like my selection of music. I think you'll especially enjoy the KEXP podcasts...they were my favorite, or perhaps you're more of a Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" fan. Yeah, i've got that on there too.
Enjoy you f-ing bastard....enjoy.
2 Comments:
nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! there is a special place in hell for those who would steal ipods... so sorry to hear that!
i'm coming down to investigate this horrific crime. ive been watching alot of csi lately, and horatio cane has taught me a few tricks.
once i find the bastard, ill kick out his teeth and make him eat the change until he chokes on it. sound good?
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