Redskins Fans Cash in on Papa John's

The Redskins haven't been doing that well recently, and Papa John's knows it. Why else would they offer a free pizza topping for every touchdown the Skins score? Not only that, but this season they decided to double their offer.

After the Skins crushed the 49ers this weekend all the fat, sloppy, and cheap bastards in the DC Metro area can receive as many as 14 toppings on their grease pies...oh, and don't think they won't do it. According to the WaPo article (click title for link), Papa John's was slammed with business last night.

I was at FedEx field for the game; not as a fan, but working the "dream seats" handing out complimentary refreshments to the patrons in the front two rows. One would assume that because these seats are so expensive, they would be occupied by corporate types...that was not so much the case. After one dream-seater had me flag down a beer vendor from the top of the section and grab him and his fellow sloths a round of beers, he neither gave thanks nor tip....lesson learned- let the slob get his own damn beer.

To all the Papa John's employees, I feel your pain...Hope you made off with better tips for delivering 14 topping pizzas than I did getting beers for these ingrates.