Breaking News...No Bull (semen)

Frederick County's stolen bull semen case...

"I will give a nice fat reward for any information on semen that was stolen from my tank today," Fleming wrote in a message posted on the Breeders' World Web forum this week.

I'm no detective Mr. Fleming, but you may want to interrogate the local 4-H club. Damn kids these days...

May I have my "fat reward" now?