Monday, January 02, 2006

Join the Psychic Friends Network!

Alison and Matt gettin' metaphysical in the dorms...watch out Miss Cleo!








Recently posted on Craigslist DC :

Everything old is new again! Bell-bottoms, pointy toes and US! Remember the Original,Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network? Well, the New Year brings us back and looking for experienced, talented,accurate,ethical and compassionate readers. Our readers are fairly and rigorously tested, and we accept only the best. Desired abilities are in: Clairvoyance,clairaudience,clairsentience,astrology,tarot,relationships,personal growth,spirituality,business & finance and all other metaphysical areas. Psychic Friends work from home on a flexible schedule and have the one of best scale pay rates in the business. If you have the ability to touch people and affect their lives in a positive and beneficial way, we urge you to send your resume and photographs to:

I don't really remember the original Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network, but I do remember Miss Cleo and her low budget commercials on late night TV. You know, the ones where there was mystical smoke coming from under a table (probably courtesy of a cigarette left burning) and she urged callers to call her 900 number. Oh yeah, and how she got nabbed for being a fraud (the woman wasn't even Jamaican)!

I always wondered how they recruiting people for this sort of thing. I just figured it involved cold calling and door to door recruitment - like the jehovah's witnesses. Silly me.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

but, but... but I love Miss Cleo....

12:29 PM  
Blogger Gretchen said...

OMG Dionne Warwick should have told her neice Whitney not to marry Bobby Brown and to never do a reality TV show. ahahaha.

10:17 PM  

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